Everything is better naked.

I am pretty sure everything is better naked.  Here is my life of things I find better "in the nude".

1. Sleeping? Better naked.
2. Eating? Better naked.
3. Stretching? Better naked.
4. Bathing/Showering? Much better naked.
5. Salad? Better naked.
6. Water Sports (NOT in Africa)? Better naked.
7. Driving? Better naked.
8. Reading? Better naked.
9. Sex? Better naked...sometimes
10. School Pictures? Better naked.
11. Work ID Pictures? Better naked.
12. Your sister's Thanksgiving "Get-Together"? Better naked.
13. Computer Repair? Better naked.
14. Texting? Better naked.
15. Sexting? Better naked.
16. Going to church? Better naked.
17. Leaving church? Better naked.
18. Making your bed? Better naked.
19. Doing laundry? Better naked.
20. Selling illegal substances? Better naked.
21. Listening to music? Better naked.
22. Playing video games? Better naked.
23. Scaring Mormons? MUCH better naked.
24. Going to jail?...let's skip this one.
25. Interpretive dance? Better naked.
26. Office parties? Better naked.
27. Nude beaches? Surprisingly better naked.
28. Normal beaches? BETTER NAKED.
29. Sacrificing yourself to save the rest of the group of survivors? Better naked.
30. Writing a blog? Better naked.

That is all you get. Leave me a comment if you come up with any more things that are better when you are naked! Or just ignore this and go about whatever the fuck you were doing.